Woah, guys: fidget spinners are fucking awesome. Though at first I was a skeptic, now I’m a hardcore fidget spinner aficionado. I put one in my ass, and boy, is it spinning.

No one can quite put a finger on what makes a fidget spinner so fun and satisfying to play with. It just spins and spins and spins, in such a pleasing way.

Since they came out, the cool boys have been finding new tricks and fun ways to spin those spinners right on up. As for me, I put my fidget spinner in my ass, and it feels like it’s spinning faster than ever before.

Don’t believe me? Try it out yourself!

 

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