Your doctor likes to think they’re the boss of you. They think they can tell you what to do, what to eat, what to smoke, and how to fuck.

Well, Doc: not anymore.

Can you show your doctor who’s the real boss in town, and smoke 500 cigarettes at once? Imagine their reaction– they told you not to stop, and now you’re smoking 500 cigs in their face! No better way to let them know you can’t be tamed.

Fuck you, doctor– a new boss is in town. And that boss loves freedom.