Hypocritical Socialists Want Fancy New Earth
Hypocritical socialists are demanding a fancy, luxurious, and hospitable earth — while at the same time critiquing “unnecessary” luxury at home. In the same [...]
Science
How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Were My Magnum Cock?
Everyone knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But do you know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck were my magnum [...]
Can You Find The Gift I Hid In My Ass?
This year, I have the perfect gift for you. And the best part? It’s hidden somewhere way deep in my ass. Some people like to wrap their gifts in beautiful, shining [...]
Fair and Balanced and True 