Life & Style

What Fun! The Beautiful Celebrity I Adore Has Just Posted An Advertisement That I Love To Look At!

What fun! The absolutely gorgeous celebrity whom I adore has just posted a beautiful advertisement that I am loving to look at! It’s always a good time when such an [...]

June 10, 2017 // 0 Comments

Uh Oh Guys: It’s Another Day

Fuck, guys. It looks like another day is upon us, and there’s nothing we can do about it. This putrid earth we call home has once again twirled around itself, for we all [...]

June 10, 2017 // 1 Comment

I Put A Fidget Spinner In My Ass And It’s A Spinnin’ Baby

Woah, guys: fidget spinners are fucking awesome. Though at first I was a skeptic, now I’m a hardcore fidget spinner aficionado. I put one in my ass, and boy, is it [...]

June 8, 2017 // 2 Comments

Can You Show Your Doctor Who’s Boss And Smoke 500 Cigarettes At Once?

Your doctor likes to think they’re the boss of you. They think they can tell you what to do, what to eat, what to smoke, and how to fuck. Well, Doc: not anymore. Can [...]

June 7, 2017 // 2 Comments

Though God Is My Father, He Never Played Catch With Me, Nor Came Around The House Much At All

I know deep in my heart that God is my father, yet as I reflect on my childhood, I can’t think of one time God ever played catch with me, father to son. And if you really [...]

June 7, 2017 // 1 Comment

Woah: I’m Loving The Way Mark Zuckerberg Connects Us

Woah, guys: has anyone else been checking out the way Mark Zuckerberg connects us? He is doing a fantastic job of facilitating what amounts to genuine human connection and [...]

May 27, 2017 // 1 Comment