Articles by Dr. Zero
Now that’s taking the high road! In order to patch up the pair’s rocky relationship, President Trump reached out to former F.B.I. Director James Comey for one last
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June 8, 2017 // 1 Comment
Former F.B.I. Director James Comey accused Donald Trump today of lying in order to justify his firing in May. But does that really sound like him? Comey’s testimony felt at
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June 8, 2017 // 0 Comments
Woah, guys: fidget spinners are fucking awesome. Though at first I was a skeptic, now I’m a hardcore fidget spinner aficionado. I put one in my ass, and boy, is it
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June 8, 2017 // 2 Comments
Today was a sad day for sport. Given the strength of the guys out there, virtually every single ball of the match should have been better. Sometimes the ball was too slow;
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June 7, 2017 // 0 Comments
Your doctor likes to think they’re the boss of you. They think they can tell you what to do, what to eat, what to smoke, and how to fuck. Well, Doc: not anymore. Can
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June 7, 2017 // 2 Comments
Is it just me, or is it just downright weird that liberals lost the 2016 election? The more I think about it, the more I just can’t wrap my head around it. What was up with
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June 7, 2017 // 1 Comment
All of the glimmering boys that run across the field are really shimmering and glistening out there today. It is almost impossible to believe the strength and elegance of
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June 7, 2017 // 0 Comments
I know deep in my heart that God is my father, yet as I reflect on my childhood, I can’t think of one time God ever played catch with me, father to son. And if you really
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June 7, 2017 // 1 Comment
Can Paul Ryan finally get the public behind his dream of overhauling Obamacare?
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June 7, 2017 // 1 Comment
Say what you will about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, but the fact of the matter is, they have to be the most aesthetically palatable couple alive. I love to look at how
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June 7, 2017 // 1 Comment
Fair and Balanced and True 