Hypocritical Socialists Want Fancy New Earth
Hypocritical socialists are demanding a fancy, luxurious, and hospitable earth — while at the same time critiquing “unnecessary” luxury at home. In the same [...]
Articles by Dr. Zero
Ilhan Omar Outed as Anti-Semite by Nazis and Other Trusted Sources
Representative Ilhan Omar (DFL-MN) has been outed as an anti-semite by noted Nazis, white supremacists, and racist imperialists, and the world needs to wake up to heed their [...]
Detestable Man Who Has Spent His Career Making Detestable Decisions Called Something Else Detestable Today
A detestable man named Jeff Sessions, reportedly the U.S. Attorney General, testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee today, calling allegations of collusion with [...]
WooHoo! Nothing But Net When The Muscles Come Out!
When those big muscles come out, you know it’s nothing but net! Everyone at The Daily Zero loves to watch the Warrior and Cavalier boys make those hoops with their brawn [...]
How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Were My Magnum Cock?
Everyone knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But do you know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck were my magnum [...]
What Fun! The Beautiful Celebrity I Adore Has Just Posted An Advertisement That I Love To Look At!
What fun! The absolutely gorgeous celebrity whom I adore has just posted a beautiful advertisement that I am loving to look at! It’s always a good time when such an [...]
Uh Oh Guys: It’s Another Day
Fuck, guys. It looks like another day is upon us, and there’s nothing we can do about it. This putrid earth we call home has once again twirled around itself, for we all [...]
Whish! Whoosh! Swish! Slam! Dunk!
Woah! Whish! Whoosh! Swish! Swoosh! Boom! Boys, that’s a bucket! Clash! Rumble! Flip! Slap! Dunk! Whirr! Zoom! Whistle! Boys, that’s a [...]
Gentlemen; Sirs: It’s Time To Stop Distracting Ourselves With The Russia Investigation And Focus On The NBA Finals
Co-Authors: Jon Feingold and Dr. Zero Gentlemen; Sirs: it has now become time for us to stop distracting ourselves with the Russia investigation and start focusing on the [...]
J. Edgar Hoover Who? The F.B.I. Is Chill Now
Progressives: time to let bygones be bygones. The F.B.I. is our hero, and we love them now. Who even remembers COINTELPRO? The F.B.I. is incredibly chill — they are an [...]
Fair and Balanced and True 