Everyone knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But do you know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck were my magnum cock?

 

I am simply interested in knowing just how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck were my cock. It would make a fine piece of data with which to describe myself, and I am confident my cock would chuck to great effect.

Do you think my cock would best the woodchuck himself?

Thank you!

Dr. Zero