How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Were My Magnum Cock?
Everyone knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But do you know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck were my magnum cock?
I am simply interested in knowing just how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck were my cock. It would make a fine piece of data with which to describe myself, and I am confident my cock would chuck to great effect.
Do you think my cock would best the woodchuck himself?
Thank you!
Dr. Zero

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