Is it just me, or is it just downright weird that liberals lost the 2016 election? The more I think about it, the more I just can’t wrap my head around it. What was up with that?

First, we had the DNC doing us a huge solid, choosing our very best, most popular candidate for us. Then, we had the coolest social justice warrior ever, Hillary Clinton, to lead our team. Finally, we had an awesome team of liberal media outlets so outraged at Donald Trump that they gave him 24 hours a day of free advertising space.

What gives! I guess I have to put this one down as “rotten luck”— I just don’t get it. We did everything right.